How are your products made?
We want what we make to have the highest vibrations possible. We literally want them to sing.
We select the freshest, most nourishing ingredients we can find and process them in small batches. This allows for maximum nutrient retention so you get the most out of all the vitamins, minerals, and enzymes found in our plant-based ingredients.
Now tell us, what soundtrack do you hear when you take a bite?
Where are the products made?
They come straight to you from the Mad B*tch Home Kitchen where we spend most of our time.
We look at our Kitchen like it’s our disco playground. Although we wanted to, we failed to add a dance floor to the premises. (We just didn’t have space for a full stack of speakers!!!)
What items are made completely from scratch?
All of our key ingredients.
For example, our plant-powered Kimchi (Yes! No fish sauce! No shrimp!) is used in our
Kick-Ass Carrot Kimchi Hummus. Our Kimchi is homemade, brewed with the most warming of vegetable broths (this is homemade as well).
BBQ dip contains home-brewed Kombucha, naturally cultivated with organic black tea & cane sugar. Fermentation takes 13 days, and no two brews are exactly the same, lending a unique flavour to every batch of BBQ.
Sweet Miso Cashew Cream contains our house-made Cashew Milk, sweetened with dates.
Bitchin', right?? We think so.
Are your products vegan?
We prefer the term ‘powered by plants’ as we feel this spotlights the beautiful ingredients themselves.
So yes, all our products are 100% plant-derived (yay!). They also contain no animal products or gluten.
Are your dips suitable for people with allergies?
Although we are gluten and dairy-free, some of our products contain or may contain nuts.
Always read the food labels first & consult your healthcare provider beforehand.
What is the best way to consume your dips?
The idea is to get it in your mouth, STAT! You could eat them straight out of the tub. The utensil of choice is totally up to you. (Fingers work fine in a pinch!)
Our dips are designed to be the perfect accompaniment to any snack. They act as a ‘rempah’ or base sauce, for meals. Some of our favourite ways to scarf them are on pizza, in wraps, sandwiches, and on top of fries. Inventive ways to use them are as pasta sauces, and even ravioli fillings.
Easy recipes can be found at the mad b*tch
Are your dips suitable for people on a paleo or keto diet?
Yes, and no. It depends on how strict you are about adhering to these diets. Yes because, our products contain 100% whole foods, which ticks the boxes for both diets. However, you may choose to refrain from consuming our products as they all contain some form of natural sweeteners (none of which are artificial and are naturally derived).
What kinds of sugars are found in your products?
We use only natural sweeteners, like Cashew Milk sweetened with Dates (for our Sweet Miso Cashew Cream) and Green Apple Kombucha for our Kombucha BBQ Pinto Bean. We add just the right amounts to get some FLAVOUR going.
Are your dips raw?
They are all parcooked. Some components are cooked, while some are raw.
For example, the Sweet Miso Cashew Cream contains raw cashews (soaked) and caramelised onions.
The Carrot Kimchi Hummus contains boiled chickpeas, while our house-made kimchi is raw, but fermented.
For our Kombucha BBQ Pinto Bean, we cook organic pinto beans right into our brew of BBQ sauce, which contains roasted garlic & caramelised onions. The Green Apple Kombucha is raw, but fermented.
What are my delivery options & how much are they?
By courier delivery or self pick-up.
Delivery islandwide is free for all orders over $70. Orders under $70 will be charged a flat fee of $8.
Self pick-up from 49 Dunbar Walk S459349 is free.
When can I expect to receive my goodies?
We deliver from 2pm - 6pm every Tuesday, Thursday & Saturday. Pickup falls on the same days from 2pm - 9pm at 49 Dunbar Walk S459349.
Should you wish to change the timing, please be advised there might be additional fees as we work with a third party courier.
Schedule may differ for festive seasons, please refer to the top of the website for the most updated schedule.
Oops! What if I need to reschedule my delivery?
Too bad! Just kidding. We understand that life happens. So, we will get in touch to work it out.
However, additional fees may apply (sorry).
In the event that you miss our call or message, please email us at email@example.com
Is it okay to leave the products at my door if I'm not home?
Kinda... We will only leave the products at your door if we have an understanding that you'll be back soon. Our products are fresh and contain no preservatives or additives, and need to be refrigerated ASAP.
You should also take responsibility for any spoilage or textural changes in the product if we do agree on this! Then, we OK with that ;)
Do you guys offer next day delivery?
If you order by 10pm on the day before our delivery days (Tues, Thurs & Sat) - you will be eligible for NEXT DAY delivery
Sometimes, if you're extra lucky, we might have extras available on the day itself! Just email us at firstname.lastname@example.org - we're tacky with replies, we promise.
Next day delivery is unavailable for Jungle Boogie & Jungle Threesome combos, as these items require a full working day in advance notice.
Can I pre-order for specific delivery dates?
Yes, but only if they fall on a Tuesday, Thursday or Saturday. You can enter your specified delivery date (e.g. Tue 2 March) in the notes upon checkout.
If you did not specify a date, your order will be automatically placed on the next available date.
How should I store the products for maximum freshness?
All products need to be refrigerated to maintain ultimate freshness. Like anything whole and natural, they are best eaten as close to the day you receive it as possible. We recommend that your dips be consumed within 14 days from day of pickup or delivery.
How long is the shelf life of each dip?
Our products contain no artificial preservatives and use natural ingredients like organice white miso paste, unfiltered apple cider vinegar and home-brewed green apple kombucha for preservation.
A good rule of thumb is that they're good for 14 days from the day of delivery or pickup.
We make our products fresh & to order :)
I'm having a party! How long can I keep the dip out at room temperature for?
It can last at room tempature for about 3 hours. Avoid direct sunlight. Preferably, you should refrigerate it as soon as you receive it.
Why? It contains no preservatives and is made from the freshest ingredients - this is what makes it so damn delicious!